A happily married man gets hot under the collar fantasising about seducing his sexy new neighbour with Rachmaninov.
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A lad from the wrong side of the tracks finds solace, self-esteem and hope for the future in rapping competitions.
**ADVENT CALENDAR QUIZ PRIZE**
Courtesy of our friends at Bragazzi’s, the best/most creative at the end of advent will win £10 to spend in the cafe (224–226 Abbeydale Road S7 1FL). Post your answers below, or on Twitter or Facebook, or send us an email.
The seven year itch plus 8 mile.